I always need a nap. I was born six weeks early. I’m scared of Benjamin Linus. I’m more scared of John Locke. I’d pick Juliet over Kate. I have to stop watching LOST. I drink too much soda. I can teach you exactly how to open your shrink-wrapped CDs. I can convince you to stop buying CDs. I could eat a carnitas burrito for lunch everyday for a year. I get angry. I can’t keep a Christmas tree green and healthy. I believe in God. I own a minivan. I named my sons after the Wilson brothers. I talk too much. I don’t know when to stop.

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